say what you mean, mean what you say

A sample of an msn chat with Snoopy yesterday:

Snoopy says (7:04 PM):

are you coming over for BBQ?

Mi² @ work says (7:04 PM):

when?

Snoopy says (7:05 PM):

nowish

Mi² @ work says (7:05 PM):

noooo

Snoopy says (7:05 PM):

you're gay

Mi² @ work says (7:05 PM):

why are you inviting me so late?

Snoopy says (7:05 PM):

i just got home

and decide to have a BBQ

Mi² @ work says (7:05 PM):

i just want to come over and chill in your hot tub

Snoopy says (7:06 PM):

sure

bring a bikini

Mi² @ work says (7:07 PM):

i am not coming over tonite though. i have plans

Snoopy says (7:07 PM):

well then you're not getting laid!

Mi² @ work says (7:07 PM):

whatevs

Snoopy says (7:08 PM):

really?

can I watch?

Mi² @ work says (7:09 PM):

NOOO

private affair lol

Snoopy says (7:10 PM):

fine

I'm not letting you watch me have sex either then

Mi² @ work says (7:10 PM):

i never asked to watch you have sex, dude. wrong girl!

Snoopy says (7:10 PM):

yes you did

you were drunk

and don't remember

Mi² @ work says (7:10 PM):

no i fucking didn't

Snoopy says (7:10 PM):

: P

Mi² @ work says (7:10 PM):

ive never been drunk with you

Snoopy says (7:10 PM):

yah

we made out

Mi² @ work says (7:11 PM):

where?

Snoopy says (7:11 PM):

and you touched the tip of my penis

whadddddayamean where

Mi² @ work says (7:11 PM):

where were we, dumdum?

Snoopy says (7:12 PM):

in your pants

Mi² @ work says (7:12 PM):

i think you've been fantasizing too much

if you wanna make out, just say so

Snoopy says (7:12 PM):

lol

Mi² @ work says (7:12 PM):

god

Snoopy says (7:12 PM):

fine

let's make out

Mi² @ work says (7:12 PM):

maybe

depends

Snoopy says (7:12 PM):

fine

sure

let's just get into the hot tub and see what happens

Mi² @ work says (7:13 PM):

i hit the hot tub every monday nite

and nothing happens

Snoopy says (7:13 PM):

where?

Mi² @ work says (7:13 PM):

i just get really relaxed

at the hotel

Snoopy says (7:13 PM):

what hotel?

Mi² @ work says (7:13 PM):

the clarion

in fucking barfalo

Snoopy says (7:13 PM):

why do you go there?

Mi² @ work says (7:13 PM):

omg i'm in school dumdum!

Snoopy says (7:13 PM):

i can't keep up

with your ventures

Mi² @ work says (7:14 PM):

every monday and tuesday i have classes there so i stay over

you dont even care : (

Snoopy says (7:14 PM):

you know i love u

so shut up

Mi² @ work says (7:14 PM):

prove it!

Snoopy says (7:14 PM):
(emoticon rose)

see!

there

Mi² @ work says (7:14 PM):

omg a cheesy emoticon?

you gotta try harder than that

Snoopy says (7:14 PM):

well

Mi² @ work says (7:14 PM):

at least make a custom one

Snoopy says (7:15 PM):

anyways

I'm going to go downstairs

and grill pork souvlaki

and flirt with various asian girls

Mi² @ work says (7:16 PM):

good luck!

Snoopy says (7:16 PM):

have a nice evening

Mi² @ work says (7:16 PM):

you too!

Snoopy says (7:16 PM):

ciao

I don't understand why people can't just be forthcoming with what they want. For instance, instead of saying he "owes" me a nice dinner, why can't he just ask me out to dinner like normal people would? Or, alternately, if he wants to get it on, why not just relay that information flirtatiously like regular folk would? I just don't get it. Emotional maturity accounts for something big in my world. I don't like guessing games. And what is up with the asian girls? AARGH!

Listening to: baby Emm and lil' Declo's sweet voices in the next room

you applied where?!

I applied online for a teaching job yesterday. It's in Abu Dhabi which is supposed to be the second richest city in the UAE after Dubai.

Details:
$81 K for the year (Sept-June)
Paid accomodation
Full healthcare
Paid airfare
Sun-Thurs 7:30-2pm

I told my dad and he said "You'll be lucky if you make it back after the year is up. They stone women over there!"

Snoopy: "Lame. Especially for women. You can't eat with men. And you'll have to drive through the desert to a shack to buy booze."

Didi: WHY?

I figure that it will be an experience, but more importantly, one year of teaching abroad will pay off all student debt. *sigh* And I would come back to Canada after the contract is up.

Ideally, I would land a job in the GTA, preferably in downtown Toronto. Or somewhere in Canada so I can start contributing to the pension plan. To be honest, I'd be happy supply teaching this coming school year. I need the break.

Time to research Nunavut.

Listening to: Bloc Party - Banquet

update

I was awakened at 8:30 this morning by Snoopy's name flashing on my Blackberry.

Really?
8:30am?????

Good news: looks like Neil got the apartment!!!